Monistat Apologizes for Granny Panty Controversy
To the makers and wearers of granny panties everywhere, we here at Monistat offer our sincerest apologies.
By helping millions of women feel like their sexy selves faster, we’ve seen some unintended repercussions. We have painted your treasured unmentionables in an unflattering light, and as a result, the market for bloomers is dwindling by the day, and the international granny panty industry has fallen on tough times.
And though there will always be some who choose to allow their undergarments to ride up to their lower back for all to see; this does not mean they should be judged. Their choice of comfort over conformity is a bold one. Those very hip-huggers helped pave the way for the g-strings, thongs, and boyshorts of today.
But the days of 10-gallon skivvies and support that stretches for yards are coming to an end. And honestly, we’re not all that sad to see them go.